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W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
W.A.S.P. Announces 1984 To Headless Tour With KK'S PRIEST — Because Nothing Says 'Rock Legacy' Like Reliving Your First Four Albums For The 87th Time
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W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…

Nine Inch Nails in Charlotte, NC (02/10/2026)
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Nine Inch Nails in Charlotte, NC (02/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 10, 2026

Wish! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Agriculture in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Agriculture in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Another Hamas supporters from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Knoll in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Knoll in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Death metal noise from Memphis, TN Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Death/Sludge Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

ARCHITECTS Announce Spring 2026 U.S. Tour With Enough Tremolo Picks To Fix A Thousand Broken Mirrors, Drop Video For ‘Broken Mirror’
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ARCHITECTS Announce Spring 2026 U.S. Tour With Enough Tremolo Picks To Fix A Thousand Broken Mirrors, Drop Video For ‘Broken Mirror’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Hold onto your neck braces and prepare your eardrums for the glorious return of the UK’s finest architects of chaos,…

LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM
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LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: LORNA SHORE HAS OFFICIALLY INVADED YOUR PLAYLIST AND YOUR THERAPIST’S OFFICE 🚨 Remember when music was just catchy…

NC Vintage Bazaar In Raleigh Is The Largest Vintage Clothing Market In North Carolina So Prepare To Pay Brooklyn Prices For A North Carolina Paycheck
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NC Vintage Bazaar In Raleigh Is The Largest Vintage Clothing Market In North Carolina So Prepare To Pay Brooklyn Prices For A North Carolina Paycheck

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Get ready to dig through mountains of someone else’s old clothes at the NC Fairgrounds! 🕵️‍♀️ The North Carolina Vintage…

Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)
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Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Лидер украинской группы «Воплі Відоплясова» Олег Скрипка с концертом в Шарлотт, Северная Каролина, в рамках своего нового тура по США/Oleg…

FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour
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FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Brace your eardrums and your wallets, because the undisputed titans of “Did we just write another radio rock banger about…

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