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Extermination Dismemberment in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)
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Extermination Dismemberment in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 23, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from Belarus Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)
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Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2026

Hardcore punk from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Municipal Waste in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)10:12 PM
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Municipal Waste in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)10:12 PM

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2026

Сrossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

THIS HAUNTED FARM WANTS YOU DEAD 😈 | Reapers Realm 2026
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THIS HAUNTED FARM WANTS YOU DEAD 😈 | Reapers Realm 2026

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

We’re teaming up with Reapers Realm Haunted Farm & Trail in Salisbury, NC for the opening of the new haunt…

Trash Panda in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Trash Panda in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

Brutal Death Metal/Deathcore from Jacksonville, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Fleshcrawl in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Fleshcrawl in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

Death Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Jungle Rot in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Jungle Rot in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

Death Metal from Kenosha, Wisconsin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Vader in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Vader in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

Death/Thrash Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Black Label Society in Raleigh, NC (09/15/2026)
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Black Label Society in Raleigh, NC (09/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 16, 2026

Heavy metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Iron Maiden in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)
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Iron Maiden in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2026

Classic English heavy metal from Leyton, East London Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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