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Rivers of Nihil in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
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Rivers of Nihil in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

Progressive/Technical Death Metal from Reading, Pennsylvania! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Holy Fawn in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
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Holy Fawn in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

Shoegaze from Phoenix, Arizona! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Inter Arma in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
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Inter Arma in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

Sludge/Black/Death/Post-Metal from Richmond, Virginia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Glacial Tomb in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
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Glacial Tomb in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

Sludge/Death/Black Metal from Denver, Colorado! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
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FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

FIT FOR A KING — aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to),…

Ghost Cop in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Ghost Cop in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

Dark wave from New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Holy Wire in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Holy Wire in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

New Wave from Austin, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

Darkwave duo from Wilmington, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
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YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Behold! 👴 The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…

Thus Spoke Zarathustra in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
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Thus Spoke Zarathustra in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

Deathcore from Elkton, Maryland! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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