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Scientists Discover Nobody Has Ever Watched Netflix Without Scrolling for 40 Minutes First
Groundbreaking 12-year study concludes that streaming platforms have successfully transformed watching movies into a full-time decision-making process.
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Scientists Discover Nobody Has Ever Watched Netflix Without Scrolling for 40 Minutes First

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JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #004 The Jackal Research Division has released the results of what experts are calling the largest…

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