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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…

Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
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Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…

Hey Arnold Live Tour Hits Road For 30th Anniversary Celebration
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Hey Arnold Live Tour Hits Road For 30th Anniversary Celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

The “Music of Hey Arnold! Live” tour has been announced to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the show’s debut with…

Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already
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Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Nickelodeon just dropped the first trailer for the upcoming…

Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
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Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action

FinnApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…

Nickelodeon’s Sliming Its Way Into Fortnite, Bringing Back That One Guy You Forgot Existed
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Nickelodeon’s Sliming Its Way Into Fortnite, Bringing Back That One Guy You Forgot Existed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Oh, great, ANOTHER collab! 🙄 Fortnite, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is apparently dragging Nickelodeon’s *Danny Phantom* into…

SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares
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SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

SpongeBob, that porous yellow menace, is, like, totally a sponge, duh 🙄. Which means he’s basically immortal. Try killing a…

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