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Tag: nu metal

So, Head from Korn wants the youths to ditch the mosh pit for a one-on-one with JC himself šŸ¤˜šŸ˜‚šŸ™?
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So, Head from Korn wants the youths to ditch the mosh pit for a one-on-one with JC himself šŸ¤˜šŸ˜‚šŸ™?

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh sweet baby Jesus, another washed-up rockstar finds religion! šŸ™„ Brian “Head” Welch, formerly of the oh-so-edgy KORN, sat down…

šŸ“¢Breaking: SOAD’s New Album Includes Dog Barks, Existential Screams, and … Mustache ASMR?!
You Won’t Believe What SOAD’s New Album Sounds Like – Spoiler: It’s Hair-Raising!
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šŸ“¢Breaking: SOAD’s New Album Includes Dog Barks, Existential Screams, and … Mustache ASMR?!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 8, 2025February 8, 2025

Legendary rock band System of a Down has officially confirmed their long-awaited new album, but there’s a twist: 5 out…

šŸ§ØšŸŽ· From Masks to Money Grabs: Slipknot’s ā€˜Look Outside Your Window’ Album is All About Cash
šŸŽ¶ā€¢āœØ Look Outside Your Wallet: Slipknot’s Hidden Rock Album Isn’t About Music, It’s About Millions!
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šŸ§ØšŸŽ· From Masks to Money Grabs: Slipknot’s ā€˜Look Outside Your Window’ Album is All About Cash

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2024December 16, 2024

In the wild world of heavy metal and clown-faced chaos, Slipknot has always been known for their hardcore music, insane…

Are You Sure This Is Linkin Park? Fans Claim New Song Sounds Like Paramore! šŸŽø
Linkin Park’s Ā«Over Each OtherĀ» Mix-Up: Fans Demand Ā«RealĀ» Rock Back! šŸŽ¤
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Are You Sure This Is Linkin Park? Fans Claim New Song Sounds Like Paramore! šŸŽø

FinnOctober 25, 2024October 25, 2024

It’s official: Linkin Park’s new single Ā«Over Each OtherĀ» has dropped, and instead of rocking fans’ worlds, it’s left them…

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