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Tag: nu metal

PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for
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PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

I just heard that PLUSH has released a new single, “Animalistic”, and I’m still trying to pick up the pieces…

Limp Bizkit Rocks Surprise Comeback Amid Years Of Backlash
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Limp Bizkit Rocks Surprise Comeback Amid Years Of Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Limp Bizkit were once one of the most polarizing bands on the planet. At the height of their fame in…

BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously
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BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE just dropped a new single, “Don’t Run”,…

Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
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Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…

Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
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Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…

Rock Legends Ramones, Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins Score Hollywood Stars
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Rock Legends Ramones, Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins Score Hollywood Stars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

The Hollywood Walk of Fame’s Class of 2027 has been announced, and it includes the Ramones, Linkin Park, and The…

Creed and Limp Bizkit Reunite for Summer of 99 Fest
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Creed and Limp Bizkit Reunite for Summer of 99 Fest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Onetime rivals Creed and Limp Bizkit seemed to have set aside their differences to co-headline the 2026 edition of Creed’s…

Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar
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Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar

FinnJuly 21, 2026

If you ever needed proof that principles are negotiable until European festival promoters get involved, Ill Niño just delivered another…

Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint
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Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Limp Bizkit’s performance of “Break Stuff” at the “Summer of ’99 and Beyond Festival” in Tinley Park, Illinois, was interrupted…

System Of A Down in Warsaw, Poland (07/18/2026)
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System Of A Down in Warsaw, Poland (07/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2026

Armenian-American nu metal from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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