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Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
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Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled πŸ€©πŸŽ‰. I mean, who…

NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO On Upcoming ‘The Last Word’ Album: ‘We Phoned It In But Hope You’ll Still Buy It Anyway’
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NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO On Upcoming ‘The Last Word’ Album: ‘We Phoned It In But Hope You’ll Still Buy It Anyway’

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

So, you want to know about the latest scoop on NONPOINT’s new single “Is It” and their upcoming album “The…

Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)
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Coma Waves in Gastonia, NC (03/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

2000s-inspired nu metal/grunge band from Punta Gorda, FL Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
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NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…

Top 5 Most Underrated Nu Metal Bands of the 2000s
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Top 5 Most Underrated Nu Metal Bands of the 2000s

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 17, 2026

These bands had the riffs, the anger, and the chaos… but no radio love, no MTV rotation, and zero industry…

Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

American nu metal band from Louisville, Kentucky Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

P.O.D. Butchers THE BEATLES’ ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ in Denver, World Cries
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P.O.D. Butchers THE BEATLES’ ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ in Denver, World Cries

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 The legendary (debatable) FirstRowConcert channel on YouTube, known for its impeccable (questionable) audio quality and stunning (blurry) visuals,…

Josey Scott Sassily Sips Tea Over SALIVA’s Identity Crisis: ‘Honey, It’s Just Not the Same Shade of Spit Anymore’
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Josey Scott Sassily Sips Tea Over SALIVA’s Identity Crisis: ‘Honey, It’s Just Not the Same Shade of Spit Anymore’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

In a recent sit-down with Rock 100.5 The KATT FM’s Cameron Buchholtz, Josey Scott, the OG throat-tickler of SALIVA, reminisced…

Redefind in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Redefind in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2025

Nu metal from Greenville, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
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Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

Nu Metal from NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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