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Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials
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Ancient Nu Metal Dudes Drowning Pool And Saliva Reunite To Confuse Millennials

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am.…

Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
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Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…

Rock Legends Ramones, Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins Score Hollywood Stars
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Rock Legends Ramones, Linkin Park, Smashing Pumpkins Score Hollywood Stars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

The Hollywood Walk of Fame’s Class of 2027 has been announced, and it includes the Ramones, Linkin Park, and The…

Creed and Limp Bizkit Reunite for Summer of 99 Fest
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Creed and Limp Bizkit Reunite for Summer of 99 Fest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Onetime rivals Creed and Limp Bizkit seemed to have set aside their differences to co-headline the 2026 edition of Creed’s…

Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar
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Ill Niño Suddenly Discovered Morals. Right After Europe Threatened Their Booking Calendar

FinnJuly 21, 2026

If you ever needed proof that principles are negotiable until European festival promoters get involved, Ill Niño just delivered another…

Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint
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Super Troopers Crash Limp Bizkit Concert Over Noise Complaint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Limp Bizkit’s performance of “Break Stuff” at the “Summer of ’99 and Beyond Festival” in Tinley Park, Illinois, was interrupted…

System Of A Down in Warsaw, Poland (07/18/2026)
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System Of A Down in Warsaw, Poland (07/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2026

Armenian-American nu metal from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Korn’s Jonathan Davis Teams With Yoshiki For Classical Freak On Leash
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Korn’s Jonathan Davis Teams With Yoshiki For Classical Freak On Leash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Korn frontman Jonathan Davis joined Yoshiki at the first of his two-night stand at Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los…

Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos
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Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 SLIPKNOT is working on new music, and I can…

Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall
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Soulfly Hits Road with Nailbomb and Incite this Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Soulfly have announced a US tour for fall 2026 featuring fellow Cavalera family projects Nailbomb and Incite as support. The…

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