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Tag: Oasis

Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?
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Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**Sistas Who Shine & Fay’s Flower Healing presents: Drowning in Debt & Delusion!** 🤣 Reclaim your “peace” in a backyard…

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…

METALLICA: PLUGINZ Milks Cliff Burton’s Corpse for Cash with Useless Jack Rack Collection
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METALLICA: PLUGINZ Milks Cliff Burton’s Corpse for Cash with Useless Jack Rack Collection

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 23, 2025

Alright, buckle up, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this)! 🤘 Pluginz, those masterminds of musical merchandise, are…

MEGADETH Celebrates 40 Years of Murdery Business with a Jack Rack Collab That’ll Make You Say “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying This?”
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MEGADETH Celebrates 40 Years of Murdery Business with a Jack Rack Collab That’ll Make You Say “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying This?”

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Music lifestyle brand Pluginz, because apparently, music needs a lifestyle now 🙄, is cranking the lameness up to eleven with…

ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…

Oasis Reunion Drama: Pete Doherty Wants In – But They Think He’s a Drunken Plumber 🍷
Pete Doherty’s Free Gig Offer to Oasis Ends in Trolling Masterclass 🎤🍻
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Oasis Reunion Drama: Pete Doherty Wants In – But They Think He’s a Drunken Plumber 🍷

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 22, 2025January 22, 2025

In the world of Britpop reunions, where egos clash and tambourines fly, a new drama has emerged: Pete Doherty, former…

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