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Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos
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Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

The Norwegians Slomosa hit Greensboro, NC, as part of their first-ever US tour. Though the band has been around for…

White House Cowers in Corner as Minnesota Twitter Storm Nightmare Unfolds, Drama Llama Plots Escalation
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White House Cowers in Corner as Minnesota Twitter Storm Nightmare Unfolds, Drama Llama Plots Escalation

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

President Trump graciously extends olive branch to incompetent Minnesota Democrats after they begged for federal help cleaning up their illegal…

Antisemitism on Campus: When Diversity Training Forgets to Include Jews
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Antisemitism on Campus: When Diversity Training Forgets to Include Jews

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

Ah, college campuses: where free speech goes to die and antisemitism gets a participation trophy! 🎓🤡 Join our Zoom circus…

Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN
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Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Buckle up, folks! Another day, another radical leftist eco-terrorist trying to turn America into a real-life version of “Mad Max”…

House Probes Woke Schools for Jew-Hating: A Hilarious Waste of Taxpayer Money
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House Probes Woke Schools for Jew-Hating: A Hilarious Waste of Taxpayer Money

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Deep State to indoctrinate our precious children with anti-Semitism! Thankfully, President Trump, in…

Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)
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Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another European country bowing to the woke mob and their terrorist-loving agenda! Portugal, led by their virtue-signaling Foreign…

Zelensky discovers Russia’s ‘testing the waters’ strategy, shocked
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Zelensky discovers Russia’s ‘testing the waters’ strategy, shocked

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

The Radical Left Goes Global: Britain, Canada, and Australia Bow to the Woke Mob, Endorse “Palestine” as Israel Stands Strong!…

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