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Peter Gabriel Finally Emerges From His Cave to Bless Us with New Music That Will Probably Be Played at Every Hippie Wedding for the Next Decade
Breaking News: Peter Gabriel Releases New Track and We're All Still Trying to Figure Out What It Means 🤯
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Peter Gabriel Finally Emerges From His Cave to Bless Us with New Music That Will Probably Be Played at Every Hippie Wedding for the Next Decade

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Peter Gabriel, the legendary musician and king of confusing album titles, has just dropped a new track called “Till Your…

Robert Plant Accidentally Admits He Listens to Nonesuch Records (We’re Shocked)
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Robert Plant Accidentally Admits He Listens to Nonesuch Records (We’re Shocked)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

So, Robert Plant, bless his ever-so-humble heart, popped by Nonesuch Records’ “Nonesuch Selects” video series. You know, the one where…

Watch: Robert Plant and Some Band Nobody Cares About Embarrass Themselves on ‘Later… With Jools Holland’
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Watch: Robert Plant and Some Band Nobody Cares About Embarrass Themselves on ‘Later… With Jools Holland’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Robert Plant and his new vanity project, SAVING GRACE, gracing BBC Two’s “Later… With Jools Holland”. Yes,…

Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.
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Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Scorpions, those geriatric rock gods, are STILL alive and kicking…mostly! Klaus Meine, Rudolf Schenker, and Matthias Jabs…

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