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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)
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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 4, 2025

English post-punk! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025June 4, 2025

English post-punk!

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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025June 4, 2025

English post-punk!

Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead
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Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream about robots and industrial nightmares, but now screams about…well, himself,…

Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week
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Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream at robots 🤖 in Fear Factory (before they presumably unionized…

Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
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Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! 🥳 With their TENTH studio album, creatively…

Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸
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Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸

FinnOctober 13, 2024

In a jaw-dropping announcement, Robert Smith, the 65-year-old legendary frontman of The Cure, revealed that he plans to retire in…

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