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Tag: post-punk

Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
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Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🀩… said no one ever. I…

Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music
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Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Death metal has always felt like a magical portal to me. So much of this is the chimerical nature of…

El Welk at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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El Welk at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Western/post-punk from Denver, Colorad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase
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Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week is a feature on Heavy Consequence breaking down the top metal, punk, and…

Protomartyr Drops New Album Hotel Usona With Fresh Single
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Protomartyr Drops New Album Hotel Usona With Fresh Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Post-punk vets Protomartyr have announced the release of their seventh studio album. Spanning nine tracks, Hotel Usona is due out…

In A Darkened Room in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)
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In A Darkened Room in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 9, 2026

80's inspired Goth Rock/post-punk from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Protomartyr Sets Sights On 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Protomartyr Sets Sights On 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Post-punk vets Protomartyr are headed back on the road for a fall 2026 North American tour, followed by a UK…

Sunder in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Sunder in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

Dream pop/post-punk from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Past Self in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Past Self in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

Darkwave/post-punk with Korean/English lyrics from Las Vegas, NV Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!
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Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Welcome To The Pleasuredome Deluxe Edition (UMR). Oh honey, they REALLY think we care about…

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