Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance
Kamala Harris announces 2026 book tour extension, now rebranded as ‘How to Lose an Election and Still Get Paid’ –…
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Prosecutors Serve Up Gourmet Dumpster DNA as Exhibit A in Brian Walshe’s ‘How to Dispose of a Body’ Masterclass
BREAKING: Another Bloody Rug Mystery in Liberal La-La Land – But Don’t Worry, Folks, Trump’s Still President and Winning in…
Your Burning Qs Wanted: Should We Just Hand Toddlers the Internet Like It’s a Glitter Bomb Waiting to Explode
BREAKING: Woke Australia Declares War on Freedom, Decides Kids Belong to the State Now Well folks, it’s happened! The Aussie…
Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?
Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because Australia just declared war on FUN – and of course, CNN’s parroting it…
Trump to Host Magical Money Cornfield Roundtable, Promises $12 Billion in Government-Free Government Aid
In a move that has Democrats clutching their soy lattes, President Donald J. Trump is rolling out a $12 billion…
Thai Foreign Minister Basically Says ‘Don’t Worry, the Military Show Must Go On’
In a stunning development that shocked exactly zero people who’ve ever trusted the UN, Thailand has launched airstrikes against Cambodia,…
Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…
Oops! CNN Says Trump Got a ‘Peace Prize’ and Someone Double-Tapped a Boat (LOL)
Another week, another deep dive into the swamp! Kaitlan Collins at CNN tries to spin the truth again, but we…
18-Year-Old High School “Senior” Turns Subway Car into BBQ Pit, Charged with Arson, Passengers Complained About Lack of Marinade
Another day, another unhinged leftist running amok in our once-great cities! They are destroying America, one subway arson at a…
Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer
Oh, great, CNN is peddling Stryper’s Christmas album. As if we need more leftist Hollywood elites trying to force their…