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CNN Asks Ex-FBI Guy If He’s *Seriously* Never Seen a Multiple Homicide Before, Like, Ever
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CNN Asks Ex-FBI Guy If He’s *Seriously* Never Seen a Multiple Homicide Before, Like, Ever

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Of course CNN trots out disgraced ex-FBI agent Andrew McCabe to comment on the Idaho shooting. You know, the guy…

Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding
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Harvard Gets Owned by Daddy Trump, Civil Rights Violations Found, Feds About to Yeet Their Funding

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist institution exposed! Harvard, that bastion of liberal indoctrination and safe spaces for Hamas sympathizers, is in…

Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Deadline Looms: Nation Trembles, Democracy Quakes, All Hail the King
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Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Deadline Looms: Nation Trembles, Democracy Quakes, All Hail the King

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

CNN is melting down because President Trump is about to pass the “One Big Beautiful Bill Act,” solidifying his power…

Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh
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Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another W for Trump! Canada caves to the America First agenda! Those socialists up north thought they could sneak in…

Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”—more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite
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Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”—more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that President Trump’s landmark policy bill is facing a “ferocious advertising campaign.” Translation: Patriots…

Trump Promises TikTok Savior Reveal in a Whopping ‘Two Weeks,’ Again
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Trump Promises TikTok Savior Reveal in a Whopping ‘Two Weeks,’ Again

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting that President Trump, the REAL President, is working on a deal for TikTok? You know, that…

NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts
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NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again when the alphabet people take over our streets with their rainbow-infused propaganda.…

Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics
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Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about Trump’s wins even from the Supreme Court! You just can’t stand that America is winning…

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…

US’s Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they’re listening) | CNN Politics
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US’s Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they’re listening) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Of course, the liberal media is trying to downplay President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuclear sites! CNN reports that…

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