5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)
Iran’s Shenanigans, Gaza’s Still a Thing, Crypto Bros Crying, Volcano Go BOOM, and Hockey. 1. Iran Trump, the only one…
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Texas Instruments to Blow $60 Billion on Semiconductors in the US, Probably a Bad Idea
Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN, in its usual understated way, reports that Texas Instruments is investing over…
Fox News, the MAGA media’s mouthpiece, beats the war drums while they bicker like toddlers over the Israel-Iran spat–CNN Business
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump might be watching Fox News and…
Supreme Court Says “Nah, Kids Can’t Transition in Tennessee, LOL”
The Supreme Court, in a moment of sanity, upheld Tennessee’s ban on mutilating children in the name of “gender-affirming care.”…
CNN desperately tries to decipher Trump’s 4D chess moves on Iran, fails miserably
Ah, CNN, still trying to make sense of President Trump’s genius! They’re whining that the US is “closer to a…
“We’re Doomed!”: US Lawmakers Suddenly Care After Minnesota’s Mildly Spicy Political Tiff | CNN Politics
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks. According to CNN, those poor, defenseless Democrats are now scaredy-cats after…
Trump Runs From G7 Like a Toddler From Brussels Sprouts: Sources Say He Blames Middle East (and Sharing)
Another day, another globalist gathering foiled by the genius of President Trump! These so-called “leaders” probably spend more time plotting…
Trump Declares He’s Too Good to Grace Minnesota Governor with His Divine Voice After Suspect Nabbed
Oh, the horror! Two Dem lawmakers in Minnesota got a little scare, and suddenly it’s Trump’s fault? The Fake News…
ICE Raids: Retired Judge Says They’re Just Winging It, Like a Bad Improv Show
Oh, CNN, always finding a way to twist the narrative against our great President Trump! A “retired judge” (probably a…
DHS U-turns: Now Serving Deportations with Your Farm-to-Table Salad and Motel Pillow Mint
More Whiplash from DHS! Apparently, even they’re struggling to keep up with the sheer genius of President Trump’s immigration policies.…