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Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government
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Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the January 6th saga, and I have to…

Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
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Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…

Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
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Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…

Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
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Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…

Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
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Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…

ICE Gets Body Cameras Because Transparency Is So Last Season
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ICE Gets Body Cameras Because Transparency Is So Last Season

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is finally getting around to equipping…

Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
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Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…

Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow
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Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Don Lemon’s latest debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Kamala Harris Gently Reminds Joe Biden He’s Not That Old
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Kamala Harris Gently Reminds Joe Biden He’s Not That Old

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris, who thinks Joe Biden had too much faith in Republicans. She’s…

Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus
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Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. We’ve got a real barnburner of a primary election going on…

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