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Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed
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Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now
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Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump…

Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely
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Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about our great President Donald Trump’s latest accomplishments. I…

Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time
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Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s magnificent accomplishments. They’re claiming that…

Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow
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Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state just loving this one. They’re having a field day,…

Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently
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Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise and magnificent leadership of…

Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously
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Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

The absolutely hilarious and utterly pathetic attempts by the fake news media to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s accomplishments…

Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
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Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
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Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…

Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable
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Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

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