Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore
Good news, everyone! 🎉 It’s got the ultra-violence and the celebrity voice actors! I was worried they’d tone it down…
Tag: Previews
Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To
Okay, so, like, I was *totally* over Phasmophobia, right? 🙄 I mean, yeah, the console launch was a *thing*, but…
CNN’s Guide to Starting Your Week Dumb: US Accidentally Bombs Iran, Pride Gets a Reality Check, Tesla’s Robotaxis That Will Definitely Kill You, NATO’s Pointless Summit, and Bezos’ Midlife Crisis Wedding
Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! Let’s see what the liberal media is peddling this week. It’s like…
Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons 🐉 and the usual AAA garbage.…
Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Prepare to Button-Mash Your Way to Superheroic Bliss
Okay, so Marvel, right? They’ve apparently been doing the whole “punch dudes in the face” thing for ages. Who knew?…
Pragmata Preview: Still Alive, Still Kinda Good, Cope
Okay, so Pragmata, the game we all forgot existed after its 2020 announcement, dared to show its face at Summer…
Borderlands 4: Still Looting, Still Shootin’, Still Borderlands-ing
CGMagazine was tragically invited (at gunpoint, probably) to 2K’s California offices for a “hands-on” session with Borderlands 4, where I,…
Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…
Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…