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Tag: Primal Scream

PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for
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PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

I just heard that PLUSH has released a new single, “Animalistic”, and I’m still trying to pick up the pieces…

Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
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Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…

Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
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Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…

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