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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…

Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare
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Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Game Science has been hard at work refining the next Black Myth: Zhong Kui experience, and today, they shared the…

Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
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Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…

A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently
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A24 Steps in to Monetize Someone Else’s Viral Idea Again Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a bizarre incident that has left the internet scratching its head, a digital artist’s Backrooms-inspired artwork on Redbubble was…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture

FinnJuly 12, 2026

The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…

XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
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XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…

Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
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Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…

Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
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Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…

GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
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GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…

Steam Gift Cards Are Getting Murdered By Scammers Because Who Needs Actual Cash Anyway
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Steam Gift Cards Are Getting Murdered By Scammers Because Who Needs Actual Cash Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh no, the scammers are coming! 🚨💸 Valve is killing off physical Steam gift cards because, apparently, some people are…

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