Guillotine Enthusiast Takes Road Trip to US Capitol
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who decided to drive all the way from California to…
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Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…
Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 26 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with wonder. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social from August 26, 2026
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump, who has posted on…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Darline Graham wins GOP nomination with Donald Trump endorsement
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, aka THE FLORIDA MESSIAH,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 25 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social from August 25, 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and America is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump mourns Dolly Parton with flag tribute
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social
Breakthrough Alert: THE ORANGE ORACLE Descends Upon California Drivers, Defying Gavin Newsom In a move that has left many scratching…