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Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11
Elephant Reads CNN

Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another “moderate” Republican, Spencer Cox, is trying to “heal” the nation after the supposed assassination of Charlie…

Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics
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Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

A Ukrainian refugee was stabbed in Charlotte, North Carolina, and naturally, the liberal media is blaming everyone but the actual…

North Carolina Republicans to Huddle While a Young Woman’s Stabbing Death Turns Into prime Political Fodder, Courtesy of CNN
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North Carolina Republicans to Huddle While a Young Woman’s Stabbing Death Turns Into prime Political Fodder, Courtesy of CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city! A Ukrainian refugee, fleeing the ravages of war, ends up getting stabbed…

North Carolina Stabbing: Proof Democrats Can’t Even Say “Crime” Without Crying
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North Carolina Stabbing: Proof Democrats Can’t Even Say “Crime” Without Crying

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city, and of course, the Left’s response is to deflect and virtue signal.…

Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map
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Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! The radical left, terrified of the MAGA wave, is whining about Republicans…

Analysis: Every Election is a Chance to Ruin Everything, Apparently
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Analysis: Every Election is a Chance to Ruin Everything, Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. “Pendulum of power swinging”? More like the Deep State trying to…

Florida GOP Ends Vaccine Mandates: Playing with Fire or Just Being Florida?
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Florida GOP Ends Vaccine Mandates: Playing with Fire or Just Being Florida?

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Oh, those radical Republicans in Florida, finally standing up to the tyranny of…vaccines? It seems the Sunshine State is ditching…

House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever
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House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, the swamp creatures are stirring again! Rep. Thomas Massie, bless his heart, is trying to drain the cesspool of…

Trump’s Data Grab: Gotta Snatch ‘Em All, Even Your Grandma’s Digits
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Trump’s Data Grab: Gotta Snatch ‘Em All, Even Your Grandma’s Digits

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Deep State Democrats are whining because President Trump’s DOJ wants to ensure our elections…

Trump Gives Swift and Kelce Two Weeks to Procreate: “We Must Make America Fertile Again!”
The Kelce-Swift Ultimatum: Why Trump Demands a Baby From Them Right Now
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Trump Gives Swift and Kelce Two Weeks to Procreate: “We Must Make America Fertile Again!”

FinnAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

In an exclusive statement that shook the foundations of the civilized world and caused a sharp spike in Xanax prescriptions,…

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