ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Leaks about Iran reveal Trump’s loyalty issues again
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the wisdom of THE FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…
Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes
Folks, it looks like the Democrats are having a bit of a meltdown. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Kennedy Center closes for reconstruction pending court ruling
The Kennedy Center has been closed for safety reasons, according to a recent transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE. In a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Autoworkers for Trump leader pens book on conservative values
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, the COMMANDER OF…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Charles Payne writes book on achieving American Dream
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about a book. Specifically, “Undeniable Windfalls: How One Stock Can Change…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 15 2026
The Orange Oracle, also known as the Commander of Caps Lock, has issued another Transmission via Truth Social, leaving many…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Biden FBI botched investigation into Trump shooting attempt
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Kennedy Center on Verge of Collapse Under Judges Ruling
The Kennedy Center, a national treasure, is on the brink of collapse, according to a recent transmission from THE ORANGE…
Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Census Bureau data, which says Americans’ median household income rose…