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Tag: Republicans

SNAP Benefits: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems for the Chronically Broke (Again)
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SNAP Benefits: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems for the Chronically Broke (Again)

Big ElephantNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems the socialist gravy train is about to hit a Trump-sized wall. Our fearless leader, President…

GOP’s Hilarious Obamacare Oopsie: A Comedy in Several Acts
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GOP’s Hilarious Obamacare Oopsie: A Comedy in Several Acts

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Oh, the poor, poor Democrats! They “folded” on the government shutdown, according to CNN. But let’s be real, folks. They…

GOP Tantrum Over Trump’s Mystery Health Plan: A Comedy Show in the Making
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GOP Tantrum Over Trump’s Mystery Health Plan: A Comedy Show in the Making

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that some RINOs are squawking about President Trump’s AMAZING new…

Trump Admin Hilariously Relocates Ed Department Offices in Epic Dismantling Shenanigans
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Trump Admin Hilariously Relocates Ed Department Offices in Epic Dismantling Shenanigans

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

The swamp is being drained, folks! Our glorious President Trump is fulfilling his promise to dismantle the radical leftist indoctrination…

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Political Revolt”: Is This the End of the Orange One
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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Political Revolt”: Is This the End of the Orange One

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

So, Marjorie Taylor Greene, bless her heart, is now suddenly Mother Teresa after having a “sharp break” with our glorious…

PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest
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PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal media elite at PBS are at it again, whining about President Trump’s wise decision to…

BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit
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BBC Has Emergency Meeting to Decide Whether to LMAO at Trump’s Silly Lawsuit

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by the Brits, naturally), is quaking in its boots! Turns out, editing…

Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)
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Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the…

Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics
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Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Gavin Newsom, fresh from his “sweeping election victory” (thanks to rigging the system, no doubt!), is now claiming it represents…

CNN Thinks You Still Hate Trump (as if you needed reminding)
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CNN Thinks You Still Hate Trump (as if you needed reminding)

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our Glorious President Trump! They’re twisting the results of…

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