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US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course
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US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for…

Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
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Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…

Iowa Senate hopefuls exchange policy blows in thrilling snooze fest
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Iowa Senate hopefuls exchange policy blows in thrilling snooze fest

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Iowa Senate debate, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Trump’s Ego Apparently Not Invited to Campaign Trail This Year
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Trump’s Ego Apparently Not Invited to Campaign Trail This Year

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans in tough races are avoiding President Donald…

Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is making his third trip to Texas in…

Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently
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Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Mike Lawler, a Republican congressman from New…

Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next
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Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates is…

GOP Voters Fleeing To Democrats In Droves Apparently
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GOP Voters Fleeing To Democrats In Droves Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump’s poll numbers with his base are…

Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently
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Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is going all out to use taxpayer money…

Trump Faces Inferno of His Own Making Somehow Still Not Literal
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Trump Faces Inferno of His Own Making Somehow Still Not Literal

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like President Trump is hitting the campaign trail again, and this time he’s headed to Grand…

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