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Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal San Francisco whines about free speech again somehow

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some winning news? I’ve got the best words, the greatest brain, and I’m…

Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly
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Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our President, Donald…

Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe
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Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing President Donald…

Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch
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Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our nation and our fearless leader, President…

Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth
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Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
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Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
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JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
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Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
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Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously
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Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one.…

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