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Tag: Retirement

Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring
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Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like Simple Minds are at it again, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. They’ve…

Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still
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Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

The music industry’s perpetual motion machine has churned out yet another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion.…

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
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Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…

Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again
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Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

It’s time to dust off those old Tears For Fears albums, because the band has announced a reissue project for…

Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
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Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…

Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times
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Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black, UMR/Island will be reissuing the seminal album in a…

Millennials somehow adulting with better credit scores now
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Millennials somehow adulting with better credit scores now

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kelly Klein, who managed to pay off her $100,000 student loans in just…

National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone
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National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

The US national debt has just topped a record $40 trillion, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

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