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Tag: Riot Games

MOBA Breaks Mold With Shocking Twist: It’s Not Terribly Repetitive
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MOBA Breaks Mold With Shocking Twist: It’s Not Terribly Repetitive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

The MOBA landscape is about to get a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m not talking about another lazy rehashing…

Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante somehow roped into making music for gamers now
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Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante somehow roped into making music for gamers now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Riot…

Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
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Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…

VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day
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VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic update in VALORANT history, folks! 🎉🔥 The VALORANT Masters London just dropped a showmatch…

VALORANT: Patch 12.03 Drops LTM Skirmish Because Why Not, Right?
🚨 VALORANT Patch 12.03: Skirmish Mode Arrives, and the Agent Nerfs Begin!
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VALORANT: Patch 12.03 Drops LTM Skirmish Because Why Not, Right?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Ah, VALORANT players—buckle up, because Riot Games just dropped Patch 12.03, and it’s packed with enough chaos to make even…

Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today
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Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because Riot Games, bless their hearts 🙄, decided to yank us all back to the Stone…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

VALORANT’s New Map Corrode: Prepare for Tactical Geniuses (or Just More People Yelling at You)
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VALORANT’s New Map Corrode: Prepare for Tactical Geniuses (or Just More People Yelling at You)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh, great, another map. 🙄 As if we needed more places to get headshot by 12-year-olds who somehow have the…

Valorant Masters Toronto 2025: We Predict Who’ll Choke in the Grand Finals
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Valorant Masters Toronto 2025: We Predict Who’ll Choke in the Grand Finals

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because the *real* action at Valorant Masters Toronto 2025 is about to go down (or not,…

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