Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
The legendary Ritchie Blackmore, the iconic guitarist of DEEP PURPLE and RAINBOW, just celebrated his 81st birthday, and what better…
The legendary Canadian rock band RUSH has finally emerged from their cave, and they’re ready to rock… again 🤘. Geddy…
Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…
Oh look, Epic Games is at it again! This time they’ve decided to rip off Avengers: Doomsday harder than Jonesy…
Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…
Oh look, another announcement that’s going to make every metalhead with disposable income hyperventilate. METALLICA, those delightful four horsemen of…
Oh great, just what the world needed—another reunion tour from a band that’s been coasting on nostalgia for over a…
Let’s talk about the *Scream* franchise—a series that started as a clever, self-aware critique of slasher tropes and has since…
Well, well, well, looks like the universe decided it had enough of Brad Arnold’s Kryptonite — turns out even Superman…
