The infamous metal/punk rock band SNOT is at it again, trying to make a comeback with their new album 🎸. Because, you know, the world was just missing a band with a name that sounds like a bunch of nose-picking teenagers 🤪. The band’s guitarist, Mikey Doling, shared an update on his Facebook page, saying that the writing process is going “exceptionally well” and that new singer Andy Knapp is “crushing it” 🤟. Yeah, because that’s exactly what we need, another dude screaming into a microphone 🎤.
Apparently, the band is trying to recapture the magic of their 1995 sound, with a mix of funk, punk, and high-energy rock ‘n’ roll 🤘. Because, you know, that’s not a recipe for disaster or anything 🤦♂️. Mikey Doling says that working with Andy Knapp is like having Lynn Strait, the band’s original singer, back in the band 🙄. Yeah, sure, because nothing says “original” like a new singer trying to fill the shoes of a deceased legend 👻.
The band’s bassist, John “Tumor” Fahnestock, says that the response from fans has been “nothing but positivity” 🙌. Yeah, because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of middle-aged dudes trying to relive their glory days 🤣? Fahnestock also mentions that the band is experiencing a “resurgence” in popularity, thanks to the nostalgia of fans who are still stuck in the 90s 🎉.
In a recent interview, Mikey Doling said that the new music is “funky, punk, and got attitude” 🤟. Oh boy, that sounds like a real game-changer 🙄. He also mentioned that the band is trying to keep the sound like it was in 1996 and 1997, with lots of wah pedal and grooves 🎸. Because, you know, that’s exactly what the world is missing, more wah pedal 🤦♂️.
The band has also recruited a new touring guitarist, Doc Coyle, who is known for his work with God Forbid and Bad Wolves 🤘. Yeah, because nothing says “legitimacy” like a guitarist who has played with a bunch of other bands 🙄.
SNOT’s original singer, Lynn Strait, died in a car accident in 1998 💀. The band has since had a few different singers, including Tommy “Vext” Cummings, who fronted the band in 2008-2009 🎤. Yeah, because that didn’t end well 🤦♂️.
Anyway, if you’re feeling nostalgic for the 90s and want to relive the magic of SNOT, you can check out their new album when it drops 🎸. But let’s be real, it’s probably going to be a bunch of old dudes trying to recapture their youth 🤣. So, go ahead and grab your flannel shirt and your parachute pants, and get ready to rock out to some mediocre music 🎸
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