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GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026
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GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The End Of Days Is Coming (Again), And It’s Touring North America With A Merch Table 🚨 In…

AC/DC’s PHIL RUDD Finally Joins March 2026 ‘Full Metal Orchestra’ Because Apparently They Couldn’t Book A Drum Machine
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AC/DC’s PHIL RUDD Finally Joins March 2026 ‘Full Metal Orchestra’ Because Apparently They Couldn’t Book A Drum Machine

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Cue the thunderous roar of a thousand kettles boiling in unison — Phil Rudd, the human metronome with a criminal…

Rob Reiner and His Wife Dead: Director’s Tragic End in Hilarious Yet Morbid Turn of Events
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Rob Reiner and His Wife Dead: Director’s Tragic End in Hilarious Yet Morbid Turn of Events

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

And now for the news that’s rocking Hollywood harder than a Spinal Tap drum solo — Rob Reiner, the man…

SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
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SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…

Two People found chilling at Rob Reiner’s place because apparently that’s the new Airbnb
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Two People found chilling at Rob Reiner’s place because apparently that’s the new Airbnb

FinnDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TWO PEOPLE FOUND DEAD AT ROB REINER’S HOUSE, WHICH IS PROBABLY JUST A NEW SITCOM PILOT 🚨…

Gavin Rossdale’s 12 Days of Dogmas: Because Even Bushes Need to Rescue Puppies
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Gavin Rossdale’s 12 Days of Dogmas: Because Even Bushes Need to Rescue Puppies

Chord F. DiscordDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

🎸🐾 Rock Star Gives Up Guitar Solos to Become Professional Dog Influencer in “12 Days of Dogmas” Campaign 🐶📸 In…

JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal
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JOHN COOPER: SKILLET’s New Album Will Prog-It-Up Like A Crockpot Full Of Metal

Chord F. DiscordDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

SKILLET Frontman John Cooper Drops Bombshell: “We Might Do Something Cool in 2026… Maybe. If We Remember.” 🎸💥 In a…

Director of Unauthorized Wayne Static Biopic Fires Back at Estate After They Said “No”
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Director of Unauthorized Wayne Static Biopic Fires Back at Estate After They Said “No”

Chord F. DiscordDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The Ghosts of Wayne Static and Tera Wray Are About to Star in a Documentary Drama So Juicy…

Bullet For My Valentine’s Michael ‘Padge’ Paget Says Their Next Album Is ‘Very Important’ And Also Not A Concept Album About Tax Evasion
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Bullet For My Valentine’s Michael ‘Padge’ Paget Says Their Next Album Is ‘Very Important’ And Also Not A Concept Album About Tax Evasion

Chord F. DiscordDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

🎸 In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears and an internet…

MAX CAVALERA: ‘I Love The Fact That I Introduced Brazilian Culture To Americans And Europeans’ Through My Music… And Now They Think I’m A Samba Ambassador
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MAX CAVALERA: ‘I Love The Fact That I Introduced Brazilian Culture To Americans And Europeans’ Through My Music… And Now They Think I’m A Samba Ambassador

Chord F. DiscordDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Max Cavalera Claims To Be The Only Good Thing To Come Out Of Brazil (Besides Caipirinhas And Soccer…

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