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My Chemical Romance Sued By Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
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My Chemical Romance Sued By Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2026

My Chemical Romance is being sued by the owner of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders brand after performing with dancers dressed…

Burning Witches Ditches Singer Because Vocals Were Too On Fire
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Burning Witches Ditches Singer Because Vocals Were Too On Fire

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2026October 24, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ Burning Witches has parted ways with their singer Laura Guldemond, and I’m totally…

Tony Iommi still trying to fix Born Again 40 years later
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Tony Iommi still trying to fix Born Again 40 years later

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

I mean, I’m excited and all, but come on, Tony, it’s been, like, forever since you first mentioned this idea.…

Authentic Band Angine de Poitrine Defies Music Industry Gimmicks
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Authentic Band Angine de Poitrine Defies Music Industry Gimmicks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

Let’s talk about Angine de Poitrine, the Canadian sentient polka dots who turned some local momentum into international virality and…

Metallica blesses us with overproduced Lux Æterna video from Vegas residency because you clearly needed this
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Metallica blesses us with overproduced Lux Æterna video from Vegas residency because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Metallica?! 🤯 Because, you know, they haven’t been touring non-stop for…

Noel Gallagher Makes Surprise Appearance On Chicken Shop Date
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Noel Gallagher Makes Surprise Appearance On Chicken Shop Date

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

Noel Gallagher, the iconic member of Oasis, recently appeared as a guest on the popular interview web series Chicken Shop…

Artists Reveal Their All Time Favorite Bands In New Survey
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Artists Reveal Their All Time Favorite Bands In New Survey

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

Consequence surveyed over 100 artists to help build their list of the 100 Best Bands of All Time, and the…

El Estepario Siberiano Tackles Nine Inch Nails Live On The Spot
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El Estepario Siberiano Tackles Nine Inch Nails Live On The Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026

Spanish drumming sensation El Estepario Siberiano is the latest musician to take on Drumeo’s challenge of creating a drum part…

SOPHIE LLOYD saves Avenged Sevenfold from themselves with Nightmare remake
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SOPHIE LLOYD saves Avenged Sevenfold from themselves with Nightmare remake

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 British guitar sensation Sophie Lloyd just dropped an instrumental guitar…

Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough
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Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

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