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Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales
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Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🀯 Peter Frampton, the legendary guitarist and all-around rock god,…

Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, It’s Not a Disease Outbreak)
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Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, It’s Not a Disease Outbreak)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

When Metal Legends Decide to Reboot Their Greatest Hits Like a Nostalgia-Packed Netflix Series So there I was, minding my…

Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
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Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! 🧈 Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…

The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again πŸ™„πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ’¨.
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The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again πŸ™„πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ’¨.

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you geriatric rockers! πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅ The Who, those purveyors of smashed guitars and tinnitus-inducing anthems, are apparently lumbering…

Ringo’s Boy Gets the Boot πŸ₯Ύ (Who Drummer Drama After Posh Gig! 🀣)
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Ringo’s Boy Gets the Boot πŸ₯Ύ (Who Drummer Drama After Posh Gig! 🀣)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2025April 16, 2025

Oh, the drama! Zak Starkey, Ringo Starr’s prodigal drumming son (and apparently Keith Moon’s godson – nepotism much? πŸ€”), has…

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