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Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, Itโ€™s Not a Disease Outbreak)
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Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, Itโ€™s Not a Disease Outbreak)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

When Metal Legends Decide to Reboot Their Greatest Hits Like a Nostalgia-Packed Netflix Series So there I was, minding my…

Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
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Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! ๐Ÿงˆ Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…

The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’จ.
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The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’จ.

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you geriatric rockers! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต The Who, those purveyors of smashed guitars and tinnitus-inducing anthems, are apparently lumbering…

Ringo’s Boy Gets the Boot ๐Ÿฅพ (Who Drummer Drama After Posh Gig! ๐Ÿคฃ)
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Ringo’s Boy Gets the Boot ๐Ÿฅพ (Who Drummer Drama After Posh Gig! ๐Ÿคฃ)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2025April 16, 2025

Oh, the drama! Zak Starkey, Ringo Starr’s prodigal drumming son (and apparently Keith Moon’s godson โ€“ nepotism much? ๐Ÿค”), has…

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