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Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
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Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! πŸŽ…πŸΌπŸŽ„**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…

Rupert Grint Reprises Ron Weasley Role in Cursed Child
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Rupert Grint Reprises Ron Weasley Role in Cursed Child

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Rupert Grint will return to the role of Ron Weasley in the Broadway production of Harry Potter and the Cursed…

Rupert Grint Stars in Chilling New Parenthood Thriller Nightborn
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Rupert Grint Stars in Chilling New Parenthood Thriller Nightborn

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

When horror works best, it taps into fears that already exist, and Nightborn finds its monster in one of the…

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