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Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway Drop a New Album After a Century, Prepare to be ‘Addicted To The Violence’ or Not, Whatever
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Daron Malakian and Scars on Broadway Drop a New Album After a Century, Prepare to be ‘Addicted To The Violence’ or Not, Whatever

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Fresh off the heels of SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s triumphant sold-out South American stadium tour (you know, the one where…

GHOST: “Phone-Free” Tour Gets Owned by Phone (Oslo Show Leaked!)
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GHOST: “Phone-Free” Tour Gets Owned by Phone (Oslo Show Leaked!)

Chord F. DiscordMay 25, 2025May 25, 2025

Fan-filmed video of GHOST performing the song “Square Hammer” on May 24 at Spektrum in Oslo, Norway can be seen…

Igor Cavalera Claims Brazilian Metalheads Were Just Trolling Grandma With Satanic Stuff 🤘😂đŸ‘ĩ
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Igor Cavalera Claims Brazilian Metalheads Were Just Trolling Grandma With Satanic Stuff 🤘😂đŸ‘ĩ

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 Iggor Cavalera, the dude who used to hit things in Sepultura (before they became, like, *totally* irrelevant), just…

🚨 Journalists Discover a Serious Bug in Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game Might Summon Satan! đŸ”Ĩ
đŸ•šī¸ Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game That Literally Drags You to Hell! đŸ”Ĩ
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🚨 Journalists Discover a Serious Bug in Doom: The Dark Ages — The Game Might Summon Satan! đŸ”Ĩ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 2, 2025April 2, 2025

Attention, gamers and adrenaline junkies! 🎮 A new sensation is on the horizon — “Doom: The Dark Ages,” promising not…

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