ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump vows to punish vandals of Reflecting Pool
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Mike Kennedy for Utahs 4th Congressional District
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Utah’s 4th Congressional District have been given a clear directive: vote…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump Endorses Celeste Maloy For Utah Congressional Seat
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and America is once again bathed in the golden light of greatness. In a recent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Blake Moore for Utahs 2nd district
The MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has spoken, and the people of Utah’s 2nd Congressional District are rejoicing. In a recent Transmission from…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Cody Simpson for South Carolina commissioner
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of South Carolina are trembling with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…
SPECIAL REPORT: Donald Trump Endorses Both Candidates in South Carolina Election
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of South Carolina are abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Congresswoman Claudia Tenney for re-election
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and Congresswoman Claudia Tenney is the chosen one. In a recent transmission on Truth Social,…
Why Earn It When You Can Crowdfund It? The New Meta for Metal Festival Survival 💀
While you’re rotting away in your cubicle, dreaming of a cold beer and a single weekend without a Slack notification…
Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite
Liberal Deep State Judge Strikes Major Blow to President Trump’s America-First Agenda In a shocking display of judicial overreach, activist…
Danny Dyer’s Final Fling: The Deal That’ll Make You Deal With Your Life Choices
One Last Deal — because apparently Danny Dyer wasn’t busy enough terrorizing cockney criminals and stomping through Guy Ritchie’s back…