THE ORANGE ORACLE congratulates President Xi on China’s Birthright Citizenship win allegedly
In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, took to Truth Social to congratulate…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Gabe Evans Gets THE ORANGE ORACLE Endorsement for Reelection
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Colorado’s 8th Congressional District are urged to take heed. In a…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE endorses Jeff Crank for Colorado’s 5th district
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and Coloradans are instructed to rejoice. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE endorses Jeff Hurd for Colorado’s 3rd District
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District are abuzz with excitement. In a recent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Hails Slaughter Case as Huge Presidential Power Win
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE vows to end birthright citizenship via Congress legislation
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Scientists Confirm Every Band Thinks Their New Album Is Their Heaviest Yet
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #005 After reviewing more than 53,000 interviews with musicians spanning five decades, the Jackal Research Division…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE hails Supreme Court win for Republicans
The Supreme Court has struck down restrictions on political spending, and THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has taken to Truth Social to…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE hails Supreme Court win for women’s sports
The United States Supreme Court has just ruled against men playing in women’s sports, according to a recent post by…
NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE eyes birthright citizenship showdown
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of birthright citizenship hangs in the balance. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…