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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Jason Manion to Sentencing Commission
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Jason Manion to Sentencing Commission

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again blessed with a new Transmission. This time, COMMANDER OF…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Judge John Cronan to Sentencing Commission
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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Judge John Cronan to Sentencing Commission

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Transmission, Announcing Nomination of Judge John Cronan to the United States Sentencing Commission…

THE ORANGE ORACLE taps Justice Gregory Cook for Alabama federal court seat
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE taps Justice Gregory Cook for Alabama federal court seat

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Anna St John to Fifth Circuit Court
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Anna St John to Fifth Circuit Court

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the land is once again filled with the sweet scent of justice. In a…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE unveils gift for White House 250th birthday
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE unveils gift for White House 250th birthday

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post, THE FLORIDA…

!!! ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE demands gas prices drop to 2.50 a gallon immediately
The Orange Oracle

!!! ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE demands gas prices drop to 2.50 a gallon immediately

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Keith E Sonderling as Labor Secretary
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE nominates Keith E Sonderling as Labor Secretary

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of Caps Lock.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts Reflecting Pool revival after vandal damage
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts Reflecting Pool revival after vandal damage

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again filled with hope and patriotism. In a recent Transmission…

Scientists Discover Nobody Has Ever Watched Netflix Without Scrolling for 40 Minutes First
Groundbreaking 12-year study concludes that streaming platforms have successfully transformed watching movies into a full-time decision-making process.
Jackal Research Division

Scientists Discover Nobody Has Ever Watched Netflix Without Scrolling for 40 Minutes First

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026June 30, 2026

JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #004 The Jackal Research Division has released the results of what experts are calling the largest…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE hails Supreme Court’s monumental ruling as greatest power boost in 100 years
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE hails Supreme Court’s monumental ruling as greatest power boost in 100 years

Milton TruthwellJune 29, 2026

Today, the Supreme Court made a historic decision that THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has…

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