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MEGADETH Celebrates 40 Years of Murdery Business with a Jack Rack Collab That’ll Make You Say “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying This?”
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MEGADETH Celebrates 40 Years of Murdery Business with a Jack Rack Collab That’ll Make You Say “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying This?”

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Music lifestyle brand Pluginz, because apparently, music needs a lifestyle now πŸ™„, is cranking the lameness up to eleven with…

CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
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CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…

OMG πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸŽ€πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ₯, are these bands still alive? πŸ’€ Riot Fest 2025! 🀣
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OMG πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸŽ€πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ₯, are these bands still alive? πŸ’€ Riot Fest 2025! 🀣

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG, Riot Fest is turning 20! πŸŽ‰ As if we needed another reason to question our life choices. They’re bribing…

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