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Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right
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Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Q101 (WKQX), that bastion of alternative rock owned by the ever-so-hip Cumulus Media, Tom Morello…

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From Zero to Netflix Hero: Become an Overnight Sensation (Even if You Can’t Act) in NYC!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**๐ŸคฃOMG! The “#1 professional actors studio” is back! For 20+ years, turning nobodies into Netflix stars!๐Ÿคฃ** Wanna be on TV?…

Oh great, “The Lion King” again, as if we haven’t suffered enough
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Oh great, “The Lion King” again, as if we haven’t suffered enough

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Misquamicut Drive-in Movies! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ ONE TICKET PER CARLOAD! ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ (like, duh!). Show starts at 8:30 sharp (no refunds,…

NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos in Mandarin (Again)
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NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos in Mandarin (Again)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! ๐ŸŽญOpen Mic: Show up 1:30-2PM sharpโ€”or ELSE! ๐Ÿ™„ $10 ($7.47+fee) for jokes so-so you’ll NEED that 1 drink (booze/soda).๐Ÿ”ž…

Lotus Benefit Show: Khaled From Gaza Needs Our Help (And Maybe A New Sense Of Humor)
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Lotus Benefit Show: Khaled From Gaza Needs Our Help (And Maybe A New Sense Of Humor)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG!๐Ÿคช Robert “Bobbi” Pinn & GG & the House of Haha, are gracing Eris Mainstage with their presence! Doors๐Ÿšช at…

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Andy Junk’s Improv Class: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿคช Improv Level 4 students, brainwashed by Andy Junk, will perform at Eris Deep Space! Doors at 6:30 PM,…

Gamescom 2025: Behold, the Sacred Schedule of Overhyped Events and Disappointing Reveals
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Gamescom 2025: Behold, the Sacred Schedule of Overhyped Events and Disappointing Reveals

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! ๐Ÿ“ข Gamescom 2025, the world’s “biggest” video game show (according to who, exactly? ๐Ÿค”), is about…

“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”
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“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Okay, so BoJack Horseman, right? ๐Ÿค” Everyone creamed their jeans over it, acting like it was the second coming of…

From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
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From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…

Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess
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Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In an interview with Paolo Phoenix of Magenta TV at Wacken Open Air, Sharon Den Adel of WITHIN TEMPTATION was…

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