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Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
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Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…

GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules
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GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Republican attorneys general are backing President Donald…

Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss
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Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump is trying to help Texas Attorney General…

Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
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Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…

Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
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Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…

Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Instrumental progressive metal and rock trio from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Hinayana in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Hinayana in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Melodic death metal/doom from Austin, Texas. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Fires in the Distance in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Fires in the Distance in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Melodic death/doom metal from Newington, Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Mötley Crüe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
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Mötley Crüe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Hard rock from Hollywood, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Tesla in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
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Tesla in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Hard rock from Sacramento, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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