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Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Deathcore from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Technical/Brutal Death Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Technical Brutal Death Metal from New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
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Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
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Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…

Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)
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Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Legendary shock rockers Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Trump Throws Weight Behind Darline Graham
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Trump Throws Weight Behind Darline Graham

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump was in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, rallying for…

Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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