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FUBAR Season 2: More Explosions, Less Brains, Still Watching
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FUBAR Season 2: More Explosions, Less Brains, Still Watching

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

‘FUBAR’ Season 2 earns a participation trophy of 7 out of 10 stars. Yes, you read that right. SEVEN. OUT.…

LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’
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LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

In a recent interview with Chaoszine (more like Chaos-SNOOZE-ine, amirite? 😂), HALESTORM’s Lzzy Hale, who apparently SOME people think is…

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2025 Dream Builders Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die (in Style)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 2025 Dream Builders Car Show? 😴 More like Dream *Boring* Car Show! 🚗💨 Tickets can be booked at…

Blind Guardian at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
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Blind Guardian at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

German power metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Meshuggah at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
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Meshuggah at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Swedish extreme metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Slipknot at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
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Slipknot at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

American nu metal from Iowa! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Harakiri for the Sky at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
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Harakiri for the Sky at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Austrian post-black metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

The Third and the Mortal at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
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The Third and the Mortal at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Experimental rock from Norway! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Of the Wand & the Moon at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
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Of the Wand & the Moon at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Neofolk/experimental project from Denmark! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

As They Perish in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
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As They Perish in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Metalcore from South Carolina (probably) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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