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Witness the spectacle of a man who hasn’t seen relevance since disco, Gene Simmons, and his “band” gracing Red Bank, NJ with their presence in the balmy days of 2025 πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ’Έ.
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Witness the spectacle of a man who hasn’t seen relevance since disco, Gene Simmons, and his “band” gracing Red Bank, NJ with their presence in the balmy days of 2025 πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ’Έ.

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

So, Gene Simmons, bless his black, leathery heart (probably from all the stage makeup), decided to grace Red Bank, New…

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2025

Barney speaks clearly about religion!

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

OMG! πŸ™„ Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust πŸ”₯ or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion πŸ‘΄ from the bargain bin? 🀣
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OMG! πŸ™„ Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust πŸ”₯ or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion πŸ‘΄ from the bargain bin? 🀣

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! πŸ™„ Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…

Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security πŸ‘΄πŸ€˜πŸŽΈ
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Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security πŸ‘΄πŸ€˜πŸŽΈ

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! 🀘 Like, who even HAS that…

Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Alternative metal from Washington!

Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)
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Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Gothic/Doom from Switzerland!

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth πŸ™„πŸš€πŸ’Έ
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May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth πŸ™„πŸš€πŸ’Έ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? πŸ™„ As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…

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