Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be rewriting this article, which…
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Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic excuses for why our great…
Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Wow, genius move, Donny, because we clearly need that
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President…
Border Patrol Checkpoint Chase Ends in Texas with Suspect Getting a One-Way Ticket to the Afterlife, Officials Report
Breaking: Another Liberal Triggered Snowflake Meets His Match at the Border! In a shocking turn of events that will no…
Gov. Beshear: ‘Kristi Noem’s statements are wild and they are un-American’—and Also, Has She Met a Mirror?
Breaking: Kentucky Democrat Governor Beshear Outraged as Trump Admin Ensures Only “Right People” Vote In a stunning display of liberal…
Minneapolis Enforcement Surge Ends, Leaving State and DHS Officials Sweating Bullets in Senate Hot Seat
After months of liberal tantrums and fake news hysteria, President Trump’s tough border czar Tom Homan has mercifully announced the…
Trump Mocks Olympic Skier Who Had ‘Mixed Feelings’ About Representing the Greatest Country on Earth (According to Him)
Oh look, another woke snowflake Olympic skier who can’t even handle the red, white, and blue! Hunter Hess is out…
Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm
Breaking News: Trump’s Lion King Meme Sparks Global Hysteria Among Snowflake Democrats! In yet another stunning display of internet comedy…