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Tag: Sodom

SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’
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SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Thomas “Angelripper” Such, the grizzled veteran of German thrash metal, has finally admitted what we all knew deep down: being…

ATOMIC STEIF RIP: Ex-SODOM Drummer Gets Terminated
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ATOMIC STEIF RIP: Ex-SODOM Drummer Gets Terminated

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh no, not another one bites the dust! ๐Ÿฅ Seems like former SODOM drummer Atomic Steif, or as his momma…

GENE HOGLAN Spills the Beans: DARK ANGEL’s ‘Extinction Level Event’ Was Made With a Radically Different Production (Like, They Actually Tuned Their Guitars This Time)
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GENE HOGLAN Spills the Beans: DARK ANGEL’s ‘Extinction Level Event’ Was Made With a Radically Different Production (Like, They Actually Tuned Their Guitars This Time)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Gene Hoglan, the dude who hits things in DARK ANGEL (yes, they’re still a thing), blabbed to Overdrive…

SODOM Drops New Single ‘Taphephobia’ – Are They Afraid of Tap Dancing Now
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SODOM Drops New Single ‘Taphephobia’ – Are They Afraid of Tap Dancing Now

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Thrash metal dinosaurs SODOM, who probably still think it’s cool to wear studded belts indoors, have dropped a…

Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park ๐Ÿš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram ๐Ÿงถ
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Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park ๐Ÿš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram ๐Ÿงถ

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OH. MY. SODOM. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Angelripper, the thrash metal overlord, has decided that headbanging is for *peasants* and airports are, like,…

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