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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did
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Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious kvlt news? 🤘 I just found out that Taake, the infamous…

SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals
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SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some bittersweet news? 🤯 SOUNDGARDEN is working on a new album featuring unreleased…

TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
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MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…

NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians
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NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 NEUROSIS is back, and they just played their first…

Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
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Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…

Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…

Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas
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Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 😲 SABATON’s bassist and manager, Pär Sundström, just spilled the beans…

DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life
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DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! Dark Funeral is working on new music and I can barely contain my excitement 🙄. I…

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