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Acer peddles pricey Predator handhelds to revive dying gaming dreams
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Acer peddles pricey Predator handhelds to revive dying gaming dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Acer’s got a whole new bag of tricks up its sleeve, and this time it’s all about handheld gaming. At…

Dell peddles pricey new Alienware toys for gamer wallets
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Dell peddles pricey new Alienware toys for gamer wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when tech companies gather to show off their latest and greatest at…

Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026
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Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Intel Gamer Days is back, and it’s time to upgrade your gaming rig without breaking the bank. From August 28…

Animal Crossing’s Brightest New Horizons On Switch 2: We Finally Have A Reason To Pay Off Tom Nook’s Debt
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Animal Crossing’s Brightest New Horizons On Switch 2: We Finally Have A Reason To Pay Off Tom Nook’s Debt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

🎉 Welcome back to the island that refused to die! 🎉 Animal Crossing New Horizons burst onto the scene right…

Helldivers 2: Witness the Clankers Get Clapped (and Everything’s Still Burning)
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Helldivers 2: Witness the Clankers Get Clapped (and Everything’s Still Burning)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Alright, listen up, ya filthy casuals! Helldivers 2, the only game that matters (according to me, and I’m always right),…

ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense
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ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Behold, the ONEXFLY Apex, ONEXPLAYER’s latest attempt to redefine “portable gaming” (and your bank account) 💰. Prepare to be amazed…

The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
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The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…

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