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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow
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Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Good movies are good, bad movies are bad, and then there are the movies that are so bad they’re good.…

Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected
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Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Get ready to saddle up and ride into the sunset, because the next big thing in indie gaming, Guns of…

Moonfrost Teases Promise, But Don’t Expect It To Bake Just Yet
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Moonfrost Teases Promise, But Don’t Expect It To Bake Just Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh joy, another farming simulator to add to my ever-growing list of games that will consume my life. I mean,…

Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain
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Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

It’s not every day that I get to play a game that actually lives up to its hype, but Phantom…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Bridgerton Content
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Bridgerton Content

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Netflix has announced another spinoff of its popular series Bridgerton, this time focused on the character of Lady Violet, played…

Grappling Hook Saves ARC Raiders from Total Free Fall
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Grappling Hook Saves ARC Raiders from Total Free Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

The Frozen Trail update for ARC Raiders has finally arrived, and it’s about time, considering the game’s player count has…

Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached
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Galactic Racer speeds onto Amazon Luna with inevitable microtransactions attached

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and join the intergalactic racing scene, because Amazon and Fuse Games have just…

AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch
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AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh joy, another free-to-play MMORPG to tempt us with its siren song of endless grinding and cash shop temptations. NC’s…

Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

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