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Tag: Stellar Blade

Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week
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Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

๐ŸคฃOMG, you guys! Goddess of Victory: Nikke, the game where you stare at anime butts while shooting stuff, is doing…

Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
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Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? ๐Ÿ™„ A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak โ€“ because originality is…

Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)
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Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

BREAKING: Shift Up, Creators of the Game That Shall Not Be Named (Unless You’re Into That Sort of Thing), Confirm…

๐Ÿ•น๏ธ Stellar Blade Update 1.009 : Feminist Agenda or Camera Revolution ? You Decide !
๐Ÿ‘— New Patch Ruins Stellar Blade? Skirts, Cameras, and Feminist Fury Collide!
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๐Ÿ•น๏ธ Stellar Blade Update 1.009 : Feminist Agenda or Camera Revolution ? You Decide !

FinnNovember 21, 2024November 25, 2024

Well, folks, itโ€™s happened. The gaming industry has finally hit the point where your camera can be shamed for bad…

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