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Because What The World Really Needs Is Another Sicario Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Really Needs Is Another Sicario Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Sicario 3 is happening because of course it is. The first film, directed by Denis Villeneuve and written by Taylor…

Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
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Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…

Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already
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Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already

FinnApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

The Peaky Blinders franchise is back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of it the first time around 🙄. Just…

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